Reviews

• gamedeal user

  Dec 23, 2021

  Certified coomer classic
• gamedeal user

  Jan 1, 2022

  the balls were not anatomically correct
• gamedeal user

  Apr 17, 2022

  This game saved my life. I am 69. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiralling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide. After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side. Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay. After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as. Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends. I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together. Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that. Thank you.
• gamedeal user

  May 18, 2022

  I'm gay asf
• gamedeal user

  May 29, 2022

  The balls are upside down. The pictures off center. It only took my 8 minutes to play. It's 99 cents, but you're not missing anything by skipping this one. Owlyboi has better works.
• gamedeal user

  Jun 14, 2022

  Game is like 5 minutes long but there's a cool sword fight.
• gamedeal user

  Jul 5, 2022

  SHE HAD A PENIS?
• gamedeal user

  Jul 25, 2022

  why his balls upside down tho
• gamedeal user

  Sep 26, 2022

  Who else came here out of curiosity from Act man's New Destiny 2 Video?
• birb

  Nov 22, 2022

  The boys are cute enough, until their pants come off. His balls are upside down. Like, they're between his penis and his bellybutton. What. Also the game is like 5 minutes long, I had to replay it just to write this review because I didn't have enough playtime. Go play Femboys & Fries instead.