Reviews

• gamedeal user

  Jan 11, 2022

  I've played for 8 hrs total. I'd say that there is about five hours of game play to finished the game as it stand right now(buying stuff/upgrades to the farm). There are some bugs that are annoying: saves can't be overwritten, deleted and, you have to load the save after you start a new game. The video for the game need to be update as there are many changes to the game. (I looked at some on the net before buy to get a better idea before getting the game). There is a basic tutorial on how to hatch your first kobold but not much else, keep the clock in mind took me a few "deaths" to figure that out. However the game let you do what it says you can which is to make/have sex with kobolds and you can actually do the motions yourself or there is an automation that you can engage. The automated sex is a little rough to say the least but keeping in mind this is in early access game. Overall the game has keep me entertained for the time that I have put in thus far. I'd say $15 isn't a bad price point for a game that is still being updated I have bought completed game that had less to do in them at a higher price. Can't wait for the next update!!!
• gamedeal user

  Feb 13, 2022

  >Join a multiplayer game >someone wanted to RP >they asked me if I like their big titties bouncing in my face >resist the urge to say they're pretty poggers >10/10 game
• gamedeal user

  Mar 5, 2022

  I camed
• gamedeal user

  Aug 27, 2022

  I typed woah in the chat and the funni kobold said woah
• gamedeal user

  Aug 28, 2022

  Never had a better fap in my life.
• gamedeal user

  Sep 8, 2022

  The internet is for porn
• ⛧~Thårn~⛧

  Oct 16, 2022

  At first glance this may seem like a cute game revolving around raising kobolds and caring for them, growing fruits and vegetables to feed them in order to nourish, sell and provide people with the best kobolds in the land. This however is WRONG. (Partially wrong... not that it's a bad thing huehue). I will start by describing KoboldKare as the lewd scalie love child of Stardew Valley and Slime Rancher, you play as a kobold which you get to customise a bit prior to jumping into the game. Playing as this kobold you are to complete quests sent by the local dragon lord, meaning you quite literally do things such as buying eggs from the shop, hatching them and then cramming your meat (either normal or full on magnum sized) into the kobold spawned from it to breed them. You can then place the egg and rinse repeat, occasionally selling a kobold to make sweet cash to spend on an assortment of things and yada yada. Have some pros and cons: PROS: -Physics galore: There's funny ragdoll action and breeding is actually super fun and enjoyable, it's got a natural feel to it. Bodies also quite "realistically" respond to penetration and *cough* B u l g i n g. Peens and booba be bouncing ehheh. -Multiplayer: There's multiplayer.. you can breed your friends, significant other(s) or breed kobolds alongside them :> -Nut: You can paint the landscape, your farm and kobolds with scalie nut. Nuff said. -Experimentation: Ever wanted to inflate a kobold with seed until it looked like a walking blueberry and have them lay an egg the size of a van? No? Maybe kebab a small kobold on a slab of meat three times the size of it's body? Also no? Well it's easy to keep things tame and just have fun with mixing colours and genetics. -Updates: From what I've seen the game receives frequent patches and hotfixes, which is *click* noice. -Food stuff: You get to feed kobolds watermelons to give them big jugs, it's great. Plenty other foods to try on them too :D -Seggs: Perfectly consensual kobold seggs. CONS: (These should NOT be taken too negatively, and act as a mention to things currently missing from the game which the devs are certainly going to add, so do not let these deter you from buying this masterpiece. It is a development build at the time of writing after all). -Shallow tutorial: There isn't exactly much of a tutorial meaning for some things you're gonna have to let the neurons go to work, consult an online guide, or ask a friend that has played the game extensively for some tips.. or to play the game with you (maybe a bit of each if you wish). -Not enough DICC variety! I want more DICCS! And different kinds of orifices too. Ahem. -Uhhhh.. limited cosmetics? Would kill for some BDSM and stripper stuff hheh.. -Inventory is currently nonfunctional. -Double/multi grab functionality is a bit too potent. And that's about it. All in all if you love scalies, breeding, and have a -insert list of kinks here- fetish, this is the game for you. It's hot, steamy, covered in spunk, an absolute knotted delight, goofy at times and just a giga blast (of N U T) in general. I rate this 9999999 dragon dongs out of 10, you will not regret purchasing this.
• Stupid Bitch

  Nov 13, 2022

  wtf gay little lizard
• gamedeal user

  Nov 17, 2022

  With each update, this game gets worse and more complicated. B-hopping has been removed, no more going fast. More stuff has been added to town, yet most of the buildings remain empty while shops have needlessly multiplied. Game has a tutorial now, but the tutorial is bad. I miss the old KK where I could just hop in and make a tall fat big titty lizard chick and get from point a to point b in a few seconds... game was ruined
• Roan

  Nov 30, 2022

  Better than league of legends.